The United Republic of Need a Name is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Constantine Theodosius with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.153 billion Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Need a Namean economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Talons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,183 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and royalty is so last century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Need a Name's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Need a Name is ranked 15,254^th in the world and 1^st in Theelads for Highest Food Quality, scoring 134.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.